wow where’d THIS come from
Squarepusher // C-Town Smash
Nepeta in a tea cup as anon wanted c:
imagine being such a worthless failure of a human being that you steal a joke from a 25 year old garfield comic
This Duck Dynasty cruise is real and here’s the highlights:
Thursday 11:00 PM you have your choice of Karaoke, Redneck Dance Party or Movie: God’s Not Dead. Although you might have to cut it short before the atheist college professor gets his comeuppance in the football match against God if you want to catch your Midnight Movie - The Bourne Identity.
Friday you can wake up early for a 1pm bible study with Phil and hopefully ride that high until the Square Dance and Two-Step Lessons at 10pm, eventually winding down into your midnight movie The Bourne Supremacy.
Saturday 1PM there’s a Duck Dynasty Marathon before the ship arrives at Cozumel, Mexico. After an action packed day of wishing you were back on the boat you can get back on the boat for a 7pm screening of God’s Not Dead in case you missed it the first time. Stay taught ‘till 10 o’clock though for the Preliminary Apron Contest followed by Dancing at 11 and your midnight movie The Bourne Ultimatum.
Sunday things are crazy where 8:30AM presents the impossible choice of ‘Morning Worship with Jase and Mac Powell’ versus ‘Rockin’ with the Robertson Kids:“Redneck Showdown”’. Make sure you’re on deck by 10 though and fresh with memories of Mexico for the ‘“Remember the Alamo Session” Couple Session 3 with Alan and Lisa’. 11:00 AM brings the mysteriously named Duck & Dressing Fashion Show which could be anything before you have to abandon it all to rush to the 11:15 AM Shop Talkin’ with the Beards & “Best Beard Contest”. The rest of the day is a haze of duck calls and camouflage print dresses until the entire ship rallies for the last midnight event: a Duck Dynasty Marathon which I presume to last through to the early morning when the ship is overrun with hungry rats which you can indulge or fight off at your leisure.
remember a few years ago when the parody account MorgonFreeman made this post
and now to this day people still think he said it
that’s my favorite thing to ever happen on the entire intenet